I’ll update this bad boy tomorrow.
Today I woke up at exactly 11:00 AM. My mom barged into my room asking if I was awake. She obviously knew the answer but it was completely irrelevant to her. She is a Troll; I still love the women though. We got in contact with some family from Colombia and I video Chatted with them for a cool little minute. it is cool I feel like I have a family. So much win!
Later I got picked up by Stephine and we went to go drop off a letter for Troy. This is the part where Troy discovers I am “Homeless Chic”. I modeled for them on top of Steph’s car and had a blasty blast. the whole time I was eating chicken. After that me and Steph came to Farmer Boys to wait out my mom. When we were sure my mom had left the house we came to my house. At my house, we watched Reservoir Dogs. I do believe the young lady had her mind blown.
Dang homie, let me tell you what. I have had a long day. Today was the first day were I am trying to regulate my sleep pattern so I woke up at 6:00 Am then again at 6:30 AM and then again at 7:30 AM. As yo may deduce, it wasn’t an effective day in regulating my sleep. I finally stayed awake after a plethora of blaring alarms and vibrating telephones. I quickly got up and went straight to wake up my mother so we can go to the DMV.
At the DMV, we (my mother and I) got stuck in front of “THE STEREOTYPICAL BLACK WOMEN”. There was nothing original about this women. From her Louie Vuitton Nails to her nappy braids and down to her wearing PJ’s in the streets. This women had new for her friend and she made everyone in a 300 meter radius here what she is saying in all decibel levels. IF I might explain my self, this women was a straight up nigga. No Way Around It! Finally we continued inside where she was politely told to “CHO’ BITCHHERASSUP”. We filled out the necessary paper work and paid the necessary fee (Ridicules fees by the way, Serio, that needs to be fixed, how are we paying this ridicules fee and still suffering in economic woes. Hopefully this nigga Brown gets shit together).
After the DMV, while we were leaving, some white dude in a bucket decides to Flip me and my mom out. Coincidently we were headed the same way, and after some threating hand gestures on my behalf he got kinda scared and tried to speed away to only end up at a stop side adjacent to us. We ended up in the swap meet and enjoyed hours of haggeling and walking around. we got a good price on certain items and a nice little work out (I am getting fat again too. Need to work on that). I didn’t find what I was looking for in the morning at the Bel-Air Swap-Meet so it was already predetermined that I was going to go to the Night Swap-Meet in San Ber-Do (that is San Bernardino for you non So Cal kids. I am looking at you Ivan).
The day continued but I couldn’t so I took a nice little one hour nap. It was Glorious.
After that I woke up, I lazed about the house until I decided to take a shower. After I woke up I called Michelle and we headed off to the Night Swap-Meet, or so I thought. We actually ended up spending like a good hour and a half at Jack in the Box where some “Gay Guy” gave me the “Smoky Eye”. Serio, alot of gay men check me out. I take it as a natural compliment but it gets weird some times. We continued our journey to the night Swap-Meet which only lasted like half an hour do to it being Wednesday and the fact that it was late and windy.
After that Michelle and I went to the park to enjoy a Cig. We had to abandon the park because we got terrified of Slender-Man. we later kicked it at Michelle’s house and watched “The Royal Ternabums” which is an awesome movie and I am adding it to my list or recommended movies. We ended up nodding off a couple of times and having to rewind.